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Sunday, November 14, 2010
Sir Philip.
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Friday, November 12, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
i got Windows 7.
i am trying it out. it seems reasonably stable. i am having a compatibility issue with TuneUp for iTunes.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
how's the mohawk coming along?
not too good. my wife convinced me to not go full on. she insisted that it would harm my reputation in our workplace.
i had a mohawk at our workplace before. i just wore a hat a lot.
Monday, February 22, 2010
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What is the worst prank you have ever done?
i am not fond of pranks. i can not recall ever having performed one. but i have witness something horrifying.
in the summer of 2001, Paul Hufnagel and myself had just completed a cart shift at Target T-1025. we were slick with sweat.
we had been invited to our friend's house to play Half Life over LAN. let's call this friend "Jared Hinds".
Paulie and I walked to Jared's apartment. walking miles in the summer, while sweaty made us more sweaty.
upon our arrival, we discovered Jared to be frying hot dogs on the stove. he offered them to us, then quickly excused himself to shower.
i did not witness or have any knowledge of what Paul did next, until after it had occurred and could not be undone. i would not have permitted it to happen in my presence.
emerging from the bathroom, ready for our proposed hours of Half Life action, Jared took one of his prepared franks, sat on his bed and began to eat it.
his expression went blank.
Paulie was staring at him, smiling. "Hey Jared, you know what would be really funny? (pause) If while you were in the shower, i put a big pube across your hot dog. then you ate it."
Jared examined his hot dog, laughed and took another bite. "that would be pretty funny."
they exchanged intense looks, possibly glares, i wasn't really paying attention. i didn't realize the event i was witnessing would haunt me for years to come. i just wanted to play Half Life.
Paul started giggling. then began to insist that we were in a hurry and had to leave. being confused, i agreed and we left.
paul continued to giggle sporadically on our walk to my apartment. he couldn't keep his secret. he grabbed me by the arms, and looked into my eyes. "Do you remember when i told Jared it would be funny if i put a pube on his hot dog?"
"yeah."
"i didn't put a pube on his hot dog."
"good."
"i slid it into my butt crack ,the home of many pubes, and left it there the entire time he was in the shower."
i flashback and remember him standing smugly, looking at his watch.
"when he was brushing his hair, i put it back in the bun on the counter. he totally ate it."
i stood there stunned. Paul was always a fucker.
i successfully kept it a secret from Jared until summer 2006. 5 full years. i let it slip out when i was drunk. Jared was kept asking me why random people that came into the gas station were calling him "butt dog".
Paul was not a clean man by any measure.
Friday, February 19, 2010
formspring.me
Do you think the intensity of the P90X workout program is really as effective as the ads say they are?
that is hard for me to answer, as i am only following the Exercise portion of the program and the caloric intake recommendations on the diet.
i am almost 7 weeks into the 12 week program and i can say that i am more than satisfied with my results. my overall strength and fitness have increased greatly in a relatively short period of time.
if you are serious about getting fit, it is hard not to endorse it. buy it. do it. tell your friends.
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What's your biggest phobia?
i am absolutely terrified of heights. it makes me a ridiculous person. i can barely go on the second story at a mall. if i even look up at high places i sweat and get dizzy.
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